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supreme_being81Propmt: #10. Pontification
Title: Cherry Lip Salve
James wasn't sure, but he was sure that if forwarded these speculations, Teddy would begin to pontificate on the fact that James never listened to him. Which was true, of course, but James certainly couldn't be blamed for this. After all, when Teddy went off, everyone eventually tuned out. After all, Teddy's record for this was when he preached on for three hours, with coffee breaks, about the need for new doors on the toilet cubicles in Auror Headquarters.
Pulling out his own lip salve, he continued imaging all kinds of stupid but amusing things that cherry lip salve may have done to Teddy to gain his enmity when he realised that his lip salve was actually cherry flavoured. Cringing, he replaced the lid and tried to put it back in his pocket before Teddy saw it and got his second wind.
A hand in his hair surprised him, the fierce look in Teddy's eyes as he dragged James from the chair shocked him; the feel of Teddy's lips on his, Teddy's tongue tracing the contours of his mouth melted him. Teddy's renewed rant on cherry flavoured lip salves amused him, before he grabbed Teddy and pulled him back for another kiss.
Title: Cherry Lip Salve
Rating: G+
Author: ME!
For: Rare_pair shorts prompt table humour James II/Teddy
Disclaimer: Not mine, and I'm making no money from this, it's just for fun!
James wasn't sure, but he was sure that if forwarded these speculations, Teddy would begin to pontificate on the fact that James never listened to him. Which was true, of course, but James certainly couldn't be blamed for this. After all, when Teddy went off, everyone eventually tuned out. After all, Teddy's record for this was when he preached on for three hours, with coffee breaks, about the need for new doors on the toilet cubicles in Auror Headquarters.
Pulling out his own lip salve, he continued imaging all kinds of stupid but amusing things that cherry lip salve may have done to Teddy to gain his enmity when he realised that his lip salve was actually cherry flavoured. Cringing, he replaced the lid and tried to put it back in his pocket before Teddy saw it and got his second wind.
A hand in his hair surprised him, the fierce look in Teddy's eyes as he dragged James from the chair shocked him; the feel of Teddy's lips on his, Teddy's tongue tracing the contours of his mouth melted him. Teddy's renewed rant on cherry flavoured lip salves amused him, before he grabbed Teddy and pulled him back for another kiss.
