Weloming the new family member.

[supreme_being81]

I would like to introduce everyone the the member of our household.

 

We've decided to call him Herbert.  Herbert has been growing from a tiny crack for 6 months.  I told the Landlord about it when Herbert first appeared, but apparently, it's not a pressing concern.  So welcome to the family, Herbert.  No doubt you'l be with us for a while longer yet.

*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!*

EDIT:  Herbert's grown again!  Crash!  Bang! Soggy flump!  Bigger hole!  Why me?