2013-05-05 04:40 pm

Fic: The Hobo Clown's Journey. Fandom: The Devil's Carnival, Rating: Gen.

Rating:pg13
Category:Gen
Fandom: The Devil's Carnival
Character: The Hobo Clown
Summary: The Clown's Journey was just as important as his destination. It made him who he was.
Warnings: mention of domestic violence, alcoholism. Rated for these mentions.

The Hobo Clown's Journey )
2013-04-14 08:10 pm

Meme pimping

Harry Appreciation


Check it out!
2013-04-07 10:32 pm

wondering......

Why does co-codamol make my tongue go numb?
2013-04-07 06:16 pm

Perverse Creatures Chapter 5 - The Huntsman

Perverse Creatures Chapter 5
The Huntsman.
Warnings: some language.
Rating: low R.
Disclaimer:All recognisable characters belong to JK Rowling, Scholastic/Bloomsbury, Warner Bros. All unrecognised character, situations and ideas belong to me! No copyright infringement is intended, no money is being made.
Notes: Un beta'd. Any mistakes are mine and mine alone.

The Huntsman )

Chapter 1 - Accidental Perversions
Chapter 2 - Talk is Cheap
Chapter 3 - The Call Of The Hunt
Chapter 4 - Of Gods and Mortals
2011-08-09 10:42 pm

Oh, Manchester :(

My heart is breaking. Saw some stupid kid on sky news saying he was out just to cause trouble and do what he wanted. Why? What the hell has happened to our society that kids do this? The youngest arrested in Salford, in Manchester or looting was 11. ELEVEN FUCKING YEARS OLD?!?!?!

This isn't anything to do with politics, or a disenfranchised youth. It's about kids with entitlement issues wanting new shoes and to show how big and hard they are, all the while hiding their faces like the cowards they are.

SO ANGRY AND SAD AND ASHAMED.
2011-05-31 10:20 pm

Icon Post - Dick Turpin Song, Horrible Histories Series 3 Ep. 1

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2011-05-22 09:31 pm

HORRIBLE HISTORIES SERIES 3 IS ON IN A WEEKS TIME!

So.......







I am aware that some of you may have never heard of this show, and I feel it is my duty to enlighten you. Yes, it is a BBC kids show. It is also one of the funniest things I've seen in years and I'm soooooooo excited for the new series starting next week. The songs are screamingly funny, the sketches are witty, brilliantly written and excellently acted and Mat Baynton is one of the hottest skinny men ever (and Ben Willbond is a bit of alright too).

However, here I admit to one of my secret crushes....Jim Howick (George number 4). I just love him and I don't even know why.
2011-04-29 03:50 pm

Royal Wedding Picspam.

Oh You Guys!  I got a bit soppy and teary eyed, and very patriotic for a while there!





AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!
2011-03-25 10:38 am

For those fighting the battle and those who lost

Originally posted by [livejournal.com profile] brissygirl at For those fighting the battle and those who lost
In memory of family and friends who have lost the battle with cancer; and in support of the ones who continue to conquer it! Post this on your LJ if you know someone who has or had cancer. 93% won't copy and paste this. Will you?

2011-01-06 10:09 pm

Original Fiction Prologue - as yet unamed rated R

 Okay, so I've delved into an original fiction.  I've got a prologue, short, probably not sweet, but it's something!  It's under the cut, and is rated R for language (a little swearing).  The notes i have for it are under the prologue.  Any thoughts, concrit etc is welcome.




Prologue, untitled original fiction )
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Set in an AU london where the supernatural and paranormal mingles with the natural and normal.  The sub levels are inhabited by zombies, ghouls and mortal criminals and homeless and also demons of all kinds.  The air is grimy, very victorian era - gaslight, carriages etc.

Whispers – other worldly mutterings from nowhre or no one visible. Ghosts and zombies and vampires can hear them, demons and magicians use ghosts to tell them what’s being whispered. Only those who have died can hear them, whispers are from those who guide the returning ones; powerful seers, dead gods, higher level demons. They could show themselves, but choose not to, unless to those truly cursed or blessed, depending on how you see it, with immense power.

De Croissance - Powerful, mysterious, some kind of humanoid being, not dead, not alive, not vampire or zombie or ghost but something unknown. Twisted view of life and the afterlife.  Used to work for the Lord of the largest Vampire enclave in England as an advisor, he left when the vampire he was in love with, Lucia, was executed wrongly, the vampire lord is desperate to get him back, but he started freelancing, helping those in need until he became too jaded.  Hears the whispers, has seen some of the beings, refuses to heed them anymore.




2010-12-28 05:29 pm

I'm Alive!

 I'm Alive!  And I'm back, although my being gone probably didn't register....ahem.  Anyway, I'm back, I'm writing again and I'll be updating my WIPs  int he next week or so.  Personal life wise, well, I've met a wonderful man, who i'm moving in with soon, my vil daughter is still evil and yeah, all's good.
I wonder if I haven't been able to write more than two words because I've been happy.....
2010-04-03 05:53 pm
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It's late! But it's NEARLY here!


Going Postal trailer

I so need to see this, David Suchet!  Charles Dance!  Richard Coyle! *Squee*
2010-01-23 08:09 pm
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BEST DAY EVER!!!!

My daughter, Freyja, was the mascot today at our local Football team (soccer).  Blackpool FC.  We met all the players on both teams, she looked really cute, they were so sweet top her, signed her autograph book, had pics taken with her, gave her sweeties and kisses on the cheeks, and I got to see HALF NAKED PLAYERS!!!!!  That's right!  HALF NAKED PLAYERS!  She got to take 5 penalty kicks at the Blackpool end of the stadium, got cheered by all the fans, got to shake hands with the opposing team, the referee, got to flip the coin to see who got fist kick, and I got to sit in the box with the team owners and another SEXY man who I drooled over.  AND even better....WE WON!!!! We're now in position for the playoffs.  If we stay there, we might actually get to play in the Premireship.

BEST DAY EVER!!!!!!!!!
2010-01-15 11:08 am

Hilarious Blog Rec

If you read one blog today, please go and read this on! Sleep Talking Man   Is bloody hilarious.

Written by a woman whose husband talks in his sleep, she simply posts what he says.  The thing is, the things are FECKING HILARIOUS!!!!

Some Exampes

Examples of Sleep Talkin' Man's awesomeness )
2010-01-12 06:12 pm
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Holy Shit!

 How did this pass me by?  Paul Bettany, you just get gorgeouser and gorgeouser.  And Kevin Durand...*DROOL*

  
2010-01-07 12:16 pm
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meme

1) Post a list of up to 20 books/movies/anime/TV shows/video games/bands that you've had an obsessive fannish love or interest in at some time in your life.
2) Have your f-list guess your favourite character/member from each item.
3) When someone guesses correctly, strike through the item and put the name of your favorite character next to it.
 stolen from [livejournal.com profile] draykonis  

1) Harry Potter
2) Buffy 
3) Charmed
4) She-Ra (i know, I know)
5) Dungeons and Dragons (the 80's cartoon, not the game or crappy movie)
6) The Racoons (80's cartoon)
7) Anita Blake Vampire Hunter
8) Merry Gentry Novels
9) The Watch books by Terry Pratchett
10) Lie to Me
11) Eastwick
12) The batman movies (lets say first 3)
13) Cats, the musical
14) True Blood (I'll give you 2 characters here, as they're both my faves)
15) Underworld Trilogy
16) Hellsing OVA (anime)
17) Repo! the Genetic Opera
18) Dead Like Me
19) Moonlight
20) Dresden Files