If you read one blog today, please go and read this on! Sleep Talking Man   Is bloody hilarious.

Written by a woman whose husband talks in his sleep, she simply posts what he says.  The thing is, the things are FECKING HILARIOUS!!!!

Some Exampes

"Flap's on fire. Your flap's on fire! Chili in the vagiiiiina. I'm a bad bad boy."

[hand tangled in my hair, massaging my scalp] "I'm stuck. I'm stuck. Your pubes! You got to shave."

"Your mum's at the door again. Bury me. Bury me deep."

"Yes I'm sad, but if you stood further away, I'd be happier. No, further away. Well, let's face it, just fucking CUNT OFF! Thank you, I appreciate it."

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